i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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