So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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