So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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