i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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