Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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