Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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