I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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