So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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