sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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