is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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