You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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