No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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