My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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