If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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