So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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