my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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