4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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