Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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