Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
vagina is talking i cant
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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