have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
