I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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