Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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