i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
it glows. i had to have it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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