As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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