I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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