There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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