New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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