Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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