You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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