is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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