Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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