I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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