I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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