we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
