he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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