He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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