found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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