You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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