Soap is not a condiment
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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