It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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