Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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