He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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