my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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