shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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