I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
