I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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