He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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