she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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