Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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