Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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