I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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