I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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